I loathe girls like Lacey and Megan as if they had punched my firstborn child in the squishy baby face, even praying to the Fuck God that neither win the 0,000 Charm School prize in lieu of my favorite gal, Brandi M.
and all of the corresponding reunion shows– and I kinda believed that after seeing an asthma-stricken, tear-stained, post-vomit Heather chuck a ceramic plate at Lacey-in-a-grandma-sweater-and-ugly-suit’s head, I’d never be surprised again. Listen, we understand what happens when you get dumped by the most desirable girlfriend on the planet. And here’s the thing: we’re pretty sure she was never going to stay with you anyway. Drew loves “It” guys, loves ‘em truly-uly-uly, but simply has to move on, eventually.
Some of you definitely think I’m crazy to care, I’m sure–and you’re like, “Diana, dude. , Really Dumb People, Rock of Love, Rock of Love Bus, Sucking Face, Ugly Chicks I’ll often go on and on and on about how hateful and insulting I find the production structure of most network reality television–I choke at the incessant repetitiveness, misleading commercial bumpers, clunky, cobbled editorial choices, harsh lighting, dull casting, melodramatic music cues. Regarding the latter–with a lower bar for humanity and a higher bar for smut–truly awful, shitty cable reality is fucking TV GOLD.
And it is my love for TV GOLD that explains my longstanding, obsessive commitment to VH1′s .
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After all–with 15 jokers to choose from–Daisy can definitely find herself a better tongue (albeit probably a pierced one). Can somebody please tell the increasingly pugnacious Brittanya that spitting on someone is not only considered unladylike, but possibly Assault?” or “People don’t pierce their muthafuckin’ now, do they?” Oh, and less often: “Is it really possible to get a 6 gauge Prince Albert piercing?All feature a 10.6” individual screen and a broad range of on-demand entertainment.Delta offers over 3,000 flat-bed seats a week between Germany and the United States.Delta also offers Economy Comfort where passengers can board early and enjoy complimentary spirits throughout the flight.Delta offers 2,500 Economy Comfort seats per week between Germany and the United States.Filed under: Assault and Battery, Brittanya, Brittanya O'Campo, Criminals, Ethnic Identificasian, Fighting, Girl Fights, Illegalities, Not One of Us, One of Us One of Us One of Us, Rock of Love, Rock of Love Bus … for three seasons now, and most of those mugs would make a baby cry (save for Jes and Brandi M.)–Brittanya is one of the very rare non-fuggles. Excepting the fact that she PIERCED BOTH OF THE DIMPLES IN HER CHEEKS, THE OTHERWISE CUTEST ELEMENTS OF HER FACE, she’d be rather adorable if she’d simply crack open the Cetaphil and rinse off all of that hideo eye makeup. Mark my words–Don’t be surprised if you see this hot bitch, whatever her ethnic makeup, in the final three.is the dimple-faced Brittanya Asian, or part Asian? ” I’ll tell you, I’ve eyed the wretched faces of the poor gals on R. Fo’ realz, I’ve kinda crossed my fingers that my Jungle Asian Eagle Eye is up to snuff and that Miss Brittanya is actually a pretty in purple Pinay, or a lady with a little Laotian in her. Well, I After quickly realizing that she a) R Not Smarter than a Rock Star and b) is never going to be able to answer any of the game’s brain-benders correctly, she simply ambles over to Bret in her short shorts and starts sucking his tonsils out. Source Source Source Source Source Source Filed under: Bret Michaels, Brittanya, Dimples, Not Smart People, Piercings That Suck, R U Asian?The series premiere, which first aired over the weekend, introduces viewers to 20 guys vying for the lady of the hour’s heart (Note if you haven’t yet watched: Without fail, every time you gasp in horror at the level of douchery exhibited by a newly-introduced cast member, prepare to hear Daisy say something like, “Yummy! Mark’s Pl.: “Who the hell buys pre-safety pinned mesh tank tops?” or “Are people still dying their hair with Manic Panic?